And now for something completely different!

Why don't we all cut our heads off and bury them in the sand!

Why, you may ask?
Because we're all stupid hypocrites!
I'm not being picking by just saying other people, I'm one too, we all are! No one ever sticks to what they say and everyones going to stab you in the back at the first chance they get.

It's my birthday tomorrow. I hate birthdays and getting older, they just bug me.
Tomorrow I have lessons in the morning, i have to go into school in the afternoon and i have lessons that night. All the time I have left in the middle is when I have to do homework.

Ugh!
I'm so bugged right now I bet none of this makes any sense, but you all love reading it anyway. Let's just say that I'm not a fan of Tuesday nights. -hint-

I have more then 20 sticky notes stuck on my wall. They're full of important things that I have to remember. For example, one says 'Page 37 ins book'. That's obviously my misspelling and my inability to write what books it's in.

Now I'm listening to music and the urge to break things is slowly going away. I need some new music to like though, mine doesn't last very long.

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Invisible Onions

Because yesterday was mothers day, and I suck at giving gifts, I was at a loss of what to give my mum. The fact that she kept saying she didn't want anything didn't help either. Last year I thought of the perfect gift. It was something my mum would use constantly and she wouldn't have to lie when she told me she liked it. Since mothers day last year, I've been looking for this perfect gift, but no one has had it (It really isn't anything all that special either).

This year instead of feeling defeated at not being able to find this particular gift, I decided to make something for her instead. I was thinking I'd make her breakfast in bed! But it bugged me because that's what it is commonly known for people to do and I don't like to follow trends. Then I had the perfect idea. Dinner in bed, I knew she'd love that (and she did).

I got my sister to help me make it because she loves cooking dinner!
We made mum a lamb roast with pretty little vegetables too. We made a thing with cabbage, onion and bacon. I don't know what it's called, but mum likes it, so that's all that matters :) Mum wrote down instructions for how Molly should make it, and it said to 'cook the onions until they are translucent'. Molly being her gorgeous self read it as saying 'cook the onions until they are transparent' or in other words 'invisible'.

So there we were, cooking the onions, with Molly waiting for them to turn invisible... Oddly enough, they never did... She got worried when they started turning brown and then eventually got a bit burnt. So I was laughing at her a lot, because it was funny.

After dinner I was still really hungry, so I made some pasta... I ended up making it completely wrong... so then Molly laughed at me. Alright, so I've forgotten the point of this blog, but I still think it was funny about the invisible onions :)

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First post

It's hard to know what to say on a first post. I never really know if anyone will actually read it, or if there will even be a second post. So many questions...

I only got this blog thing because I know a bunch of people have it and my mum's getting one. I mean, seriously! If my mum has something on the internet that I don't, how weird would that be? I wouldn't mind having a new place to blog. I use one on my myspace and used msn before that, but I just get sick of them so quickly. Stupid people post stupid replys.

Anyway, it's raining outside. Has been all day. It's about time we get some rain, i hope it at least does some good.

I'm sure I'll have at least one person read this, and if they do, i hope they enjoy it.
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